Objectively speaking, Halloween is the best holiday we as a species have ever created.

You don't have to buy anyone presents. You can finally show off your true colors (whether that means being scary, lazy or a sexy pizza). Depending on how drunk you get, you'll have a hilarious mugshot (perfect for holiday cards). OH, and the candy. Can't forget that.

Here are 3 Halloween cocktails guaranteed to recommended by 0 out of 10 dentists.

BREAKTIME WHITE RUSSIAN
Ingredients:

• 6 Kit Kat bars
• 2 oz Vodka
• .5 oz Kahlua
• .5 oz Creme de cacao
• 1 oz Whole milk

Instructions:
Place 5 Kit Kat bars into shaker, muddle enough to crush. Add the remaining ingredients and dry shake (no ice) vigorously for 15-20 seconds. Pour over ice into rocks glass and stir. Garnish with one or two Kit Kats.

CANDY CORN OLD FASHIONED
Ingredients:

• 2.5 oz Wild Turkey 101
• Angostura bitters
• Regan's orange bitters
• Candy corn
• Water (boiling)

Instructions:
In 5 oz boiling water, muddle and stir 15 candy corns into solution. Once mixture has cooled, add 1.25 oz of candy corn syrup, and the whiskey into a rocks glass over ice. Add in 3 dashes Angostura and 2 dashes Regan's Orange, and stir. Garnish with orange slice (and candy corn).

THE RAINBOW HOUND
Ingredients:

• 2 oz Tequila
• 4 oz grapefruit juice (fresh)
• Skittles

Instructions:
Select 6-10 Skittles of your choice (here, we used blue and green). Let steep in tequila for 5 minutes. Strain into Collins glass over ice. Add in grapefruit juice, and stir. Garnish with grapefruit wedges and skittles (you may want to microwave these Skittles for ~10 seconds to soften them for skewering).