Think Tanks are where smart people are paid a lot of money to cogitate. Drunk Tanks are where inebriated people are paid nothing to sober up.

And the Drink Tank is the magical marriage of the two – genius alcoholism!

An evolution of the standard beer holder, the Drink Tank promises to keep your beer in top-notch conditions for up to 24 hours.

Carefully crafted for over two years incorporating design elements from beer professionals, enthusiasts and wizards, the growler keeps beer fresh, cold and carbonated without compromising flavor.

With a lightweight double wall and vacuum-sealed stainless steel construction, it's even leak proof and eliminates exterior condensation.

For additional fun (and party purposes), an interchangeable Keg Tap Lid system seals the tank and uses standard CO2 cartridges to turns the growler into a mini-keg.

Pretty darn smart.

Drink Tanks Growler & Keg; $65 + $35 for Keg Tap Lid; For retail August 2013