So…my computer crashed (with my inventory spreadsheet trapped inside – UGH!), which lead to what we will just call ‘The Best Buy Incident’, and a lengthy lapse in my blogging. The good news? Inspiration for this post came to me during that momentary lapse of technology, and it is something we can all relate to: Awkward bar moments.

I am lucky to have recently teamed up with a couple fantastic industry chaps in our market to open a quaint, pre-prohibition influenced cocktail lounge. Capacity 25. Has a vintage living room feel. I basically get paid to host a living room party every night. Sa-WEET! I have no complaints, but we are still in the ‘firsts’ phase (first broken glass, first stolen item, first person asked to leave, etc.), which can often involve awkward moments and impromptu responses.

My first awkward moment involved a regular scenester, who I have known socially for years through various hangouts and employment adventures. Essentially, a young woman in his company was a little loud for the space (not drunk…just your standard-issue loud girl). They were having a great time, and I truly love that they were conversing with one another in the real (non-cyber) space-time continuum. The problem was that she went to eleven. So…appropriately…I went over to the table and said, “This is your volume knob,” as I mimed a volume knob in mid-air and rotated it dramatically to the left. It was done in fun, and even though Loud Girl did not get it, my regular did, and they left for what (I hope for his sake) was a more acoustically absorbent environment.

I strive to be nice, even in the ugly moments. I pride myself on being able to maintain a smile when most bartenders would lose it. A smile is a powerful tool, and can come in handy during awkward moments that have the potential to turn ugly…and in our industry…potentially dangerous.

I am interested in hearing about your most awkward bar moments. I admit that the one above is far from my MOST awkward, but I will let you all go first! Cheers!