We’re not sure what the beef is between these two crazy Russians, but we’re assuming one stole the other's vodka. Whatever the issue is, the older guy in the hat — considering the fact that he’s Russian, he may very well be about 24 — absolutely owns the angry younger fella. Not only does hat guy manage to eventually secure a Vulcan nerve pinch on his attacker, he fends off the aggressor’s wild kicks and windmill punches while never letting go of his delicious cigarette. Does that make him a мастер каратэ (karate master)? Not exactly. But nevertheless, he's very Zen — the pair makes up at the end.

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