Here's a 7 minute supercut of every Johnnie Walker Blue Label appearance from season 2 of the HBO series True Detective. The video was originally 15 minutes long but once I cut out the long shots of people staring at each other and not talking, it became 5 minutes shorter. Then I managed to shave off another 3 minutes by removing most of the overhead shots of bridges, freeways, and off-ramps. After that all I was basically left with was people arguing while drinking Johnnie Blue.

A Brief Macallan Sighting from HBO's True Detective

Johnny Walker Black Label Spotted in True Detective

Let's hope season 3 has many many more scenes of people mumbling and whispering or having no emotional reaction to something horrific happening right in front of them. Maybe they could cut the dialogue down to 6 or 7 lines per episode and have a lot more sub-plots involving paperwork and real estate contracts. Fingers crossed.